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Swagmaster: TIME TO DIE! Swag: Holy dick cassarole! Mario: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH....BLEAURGHHHHHHHHH! Aha! Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. FML . From what you're saying, it sounds to me like your friend’s boundaries were crossed. Not tipsy, but drunk. It was mine. Fishy Boopkins: His name is "Wild Bob Bobowski", and he's the most bruteness, toothless Native American out here in the Wild West! Who else—Franshish: Burn ya son of a b!tch, Woody: (laughs then tackles Franshish) YOU ARE A B!TCH, Shroomy: Aw man, this isn't gonna work out... D: (turns to see a dartboard) Oh look darts! (sees the candy pile) Oh look! (His head somehow deflects the missle back). So… I've got to go puke in some hole. I'm so proud of you! Luigi: AAAA- (He gets chucked into a wall while Mario poisons the cauldron with various objects, including a poisonous mushroom, a Chef Boyardee meal, and a gif of Maxmoefoe) Let's-a-go! Mario: (turns to the gang) Does anyone know what the hell he's doing? lololololollo (Gets hit by Mario's fist) ah my dick. Toad: We need a few more fighters to take on the wah gang. (Most of the bar customers ran from the place, leaving behind Mario, Meggy, Shroomy, Luigi, and McCree.). It got so bad that Bowser found himself allying with Mario to stop him. Mario (dazed): I'm so drunk I can barely see, (Later on through the desert a night, a car honks but this time it is revealing Swagmaster and Chris, here to stop the escapees). Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. See this page for JubJub's entry. Black Yoshi: 1. Okay, screw the chant (fires off arrows) take this you son of bitches! They all have a large bounty... but more importantly... (shows a picture of him and his large pile of candy) Those bastards took away my wife... Toad: (to Mario) I heard how you foiled those wahs today. Cataquack: Get that mothafocka (launches himself at Shroomy), Shroomy: Oh My Ass!! Now it's ruined! Luigi: We? Starring: Kacey Jordan, Brandi Belle. Also known as "the SMG4 Crew" or the "Glitchy Gang". Toad (prepares to kill him): HASTA LAVISTA, BABY! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL My legs are too stubby! Surprised you didn't I? SLINGSHOT SHROOMY TO THE RESCUE! white girl can't handle bbc. Wario: HEY! This is a booze call booty call so … ), Boopkins: Come over here real quick, and don't make any real noise-. #Zen #Organic #Vegan Look at me bitches! Get in the damn truck, I got places to be! What's the problem!? (Axe impales vent). This is the transcript for SMG4: Wild, Wild Mario. I love darts yay! Sister To Drunk to Say NO on Her Birthday. by InfiniteLeJackal Follow. (Swag fires the bazooka away while everybody on the truck panics. ), Mario: NOOO GOD! Luigi: My mushy face won't survive prison... Mario: Luigi! Shroomy: I guess I'm not needed here anymore. demondeacons 2=8=2017 if she was my fathers wife butt drunk and they foundout his dirty bitch white wife got so high +intoxicated she'll doe anything this mans tells his wife to do at a house , later while being 100% drunk she strips naked +allows him and his large male dicked friends too take turns violating gangbanging gangfucking impaling her drunk white ass +pussylips . Mario: Looks like you are fucked ya ugly sack of shit! I lost my virginity to a guy with a big dick. Like. Young Lacey lives in a small town and she looks to Daddy to satisfy her needs. Haha! (As Waluigi was panicking over what happened to Wario, he gets knocked down by Shroomy's projectile. ), Mario: Good job distracting them, Luigi! (Climbs roof) SEEEYA LOSERS! (Pulls out gaming console) Okie dokie! Community See All. Mario can lapse into periods of outright intellectual disability. FB: Bob, I'm sorry I helped Smg3 steal the internet! Bob: (realized he didn't have any actual hands) Crap I don't have any hands! (Not wanting to deal with him, especially after McCree collapsed, Meggy slowly slid away sideways. Mario: oh...the names...Optimus...Optimus Prime 3000. :D. Wario: well...mister Prime. Protect your friends, Boopkins! Toadsworth: Welp...looks like nothings wrong here! I have no desire for money! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Mario doesn't want to stare at Bob's ass all day! Luigi Machine Gun! Mario's genius brain will come up with an escape plan! Mario: Why are you talking like that bob? (turns to Luigi) You have to deal with a dumbass too, huh? Chris: God dammit, swagmaster. Now, That was hot well that’s weird. Mario: ooh... (turns to see a cart) maybe there's some food over there! Mario (muffed): (grunts) Mama f*cker! (Saiko throws shurikens, however Swag fabulously dodges all of them) Lol lol cant touch this hot piece of ass. ), Woody: Ohh, hohohOK! This town aint big enough for the two of us! Discover the growing collection of high quality Most Relevant XXX movies and clips. (gets on a horse in the attempt to flee the town). anal hardcore. (With sudden gunfire, the group spread out, leaving Luigi to stay put and dodge all the bullets frantically. It also shows Mario pinning the blame on Boopkins, Bob, and Luigi on a phone, presumably reporting on the incident.). I'm so horny Daddy... 8min - 720p - 504,475 . It also merges the SMG4 series with the Guards N Retards series, so naturally, everything Swagmaster does will be hilarious. In one quick motion I pull off the shirt from her eyes and I can see that she's surprised to see me. 70%. Just as Bob and Boopkins celebrated, two more members showed up. #meggy #reader #smg4 #war. The two see Zachary) Zachary: Guys! For a while. You have time to think about what we said? The most common i'm drunk material is metal. Views: 274350. (Wario simply threw Toadsworth some money.). Shroomy: Oh no fellas, please don't hurt us, maybe we can work something out maybe? Yes you can com with us. Rh is crawling stealthily while Culdee doesn't give a crap) Culdee: (singing) I'm so drunk! Create New Account. Old Koopa Troopa: Somebody stop that awful, awful man! Boopkins: Don't worry! Meggy: So that brings us to 7 then? She seems even more turned on. I can't help it. ), (Mario is messing around with the lunch equipment. I mean we couldn’t have asked for a better for a show right. Meggy: Thanks for helping me back there, Partner! Subs skater boy everybody is Shirley Temple. ... She is way too massive and fat that she can barely move while riding. Anybody, help! Seymour: I think the rules are cool. COME HERE ill bloody wreck ur prostate and slap you back to italy. Fishy Boopkins (approaching Bob): Oh Wild Bob, we came from the Mushroom Mesa. MMMMMMM! Oh, god - so good! Meggy: ok, let's split up and ask around. There are 3585 i'm drunk for sale on Etsy, and they cost $16.26 on average. Shroomy: OH NO THIS IS BAD! See more of No mom I'm not drunk in that picture!! sends Smg3 flying into the distance with his rocket launcher. Swagmaster: hi ho hi ho off to banish some scrubs i go. This page is the transcript for SMG4: The Totally Legit Learning Show With SMG4. There is a huge bounty on the wah gang! It can cause seizures, dehydration, injuries, vomiting, coma, and even death. Soi soi soi (Magnifies the gun towards him) haha gotcha, Swagmaster: wow you saved me Chris. Tari can't go faster while driving the truck because she can barely reach the pedals due to her height. Mario: You blew us all up and destroyed everything because you wanted to!? I've even snuck a few peeks in the gym locker room and shower. (now in a bush) Look at this shit! (unleash a shotgun placed on his crotch area) SUCK MY DICK! ), (It appears that Wario and Waluigi managed to overpower the Engineer guard and escape with the town's money.). Older Women barely can handle a Big Black Cock Mature Big Ass Video. Meggy: Excuse me, we're looking for a good fighter-, (Suddenly, McCree looked at Meggy weirdly. Shut your bitch ass up down there! FB: Bob, I'm sorry I helped Smg3 steal the internet! 2019 introduces a new Running Gag of Toadsworth getting run over by Mario when he enters a store.. — boneratheon. Bob and Fishy Boopkins: Hi, E. Gadd! Stand back, Meggy! (Throws Boopkins at the missile), Boopkins: Huh? I’m having a party at my house. Do you smell that Chris? Wario: Hmm...now that I think about it... (camera zooms out to reveal the entire Wild Wah gang reinforcement dead) WHY ARE ALL MY GUYS DEAD!? It suddenly went crazy and flung Donkey Kong where he landed super hard on a pipe and basically destroyed his crotch. (Wario naturally laughed at the feeble attempt when suddenly, there was someone nearby. (Swagmaster proceeds to fire off multiple rockets at the truck, with one of them successfully knocking it off the road and making it unable to move.). Normally, she’s hanging around the castle! Enjoy watching how she blows. Who else is planning to join you? The scene plays out the same way it did originally until Smg4 crawls to the door. download full hd video at Fuqer Premium. Looking out through the window (and smashing through the glass), Mario apparently saw that it was Shroomy who stopped it.). It's on like---. 21527. (Later on through the desert a night, a car honks but this time it is revealing Swagmaster and Chris, here to stop the escapees) Bob: Please tell me that's an ice cream truck! I started paying attention to other men's bodies. So good to see a white women well fucked by a strong big cock black man while her husband sits and plays with the camera and his tiny pink nubby. I can't let him be better than me! This isn't over! ), Donkey Kong: Fuck this shit I'm out! ), (As the bar was being thrashed, Mario ate his fries. Boopkins: H-him (Points to Bob lifting a barbell). (Wario and Waluigi just laughed over that. Guys! This is the transcript for SMG4: 3 MILLION SUB FAN COLLABORATION! At the time, my sister, Audrey, was 16 years old. Also for fans of Hobo Bros! by InfiniteLeJackal. I'm a 21 year old guy. I agree, your life sucks 29793 You deserved it 2634. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, (Saiko peeks out window, to which Swagmaster notices her appearing). It also merges the SMG4 series with the Guards N Retards series, so naturally, everything Swagmaster does will be hilarious. ), (He shot the Goomba dead, screaming as he fell. Chris: Dumbass. (As he boasts, Meggy has been aiming a sniper) Get good scrubs lolololololoololo get rekt ya plebs I am invincibl- (suddenly notices the sniper sight on his dick) the hell is that on my penis. Herbie Hopps Recommended for you. (Boopkins attempt to seduce an Monty Mole member, falling for it, the guard went over just for Boopkins to try and knock him out with a stick, which doesn't work. asian dirty. You cheated didn't you! Luigi: Aw man...how did we even get arrested in the first place? They watch my tits all the time and it’s embarrassing and awful. Sigh. hardnutjr. Oh, mama... Swagmaster: Holy hell its a thicc ass. 1.11 The Ending (SMG4 intro.) Luigi: You have to join us! I'm so drunk I can barely see but it helps me get through another day my stomach is full with haggis and hag I'm gone puke in some hey? Barely Legal Teen Doing It HER Way! (Upon seeing a sleeping guy in the cart, Mario got excited.). Mario can lapse into periods of outright intellectual disability. Bob (speaking slightly slurred): Hi. 6:59. 7 years ago. It's Reload Toad! You really showed them who's boss! Professor E. Gadd is seen entering. You gotta try this shit out! WE'RE FREE FROM THE SOUP!!! No one here. God dang it! McCree: (walked up to notice the group walking into the sunset before turning to face the viewers) Well. So I’m falling. (Mario, interested to see who was attacking the town, went towards Shroomy.). I thought I was, until a few weeks ago. To signal these periods, his eyes cross outward. Facebook is showing information to help you better understand the purpose of a Page. That said, things can still get awkward given that the typical narrative of heterosexual intercourse ends with a … Page Transparency See More. Watch Drunk Mother, Daughter And Son-in-law - Kacey Jordan. Mario taught you so well! Mario barely beats Smg4, but it's still a victory. Bob: Yeah sure whatever I guess it's better than trying to make some rain come out the sky. Mario: oh boy, it was so nice of Bowser to send me on a vacation and look after peach! Plus I can see body parts that I probably have but avoid looking at, so what makes you think I want to see yours? 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